Dear teenagers (that were out in the street while my trike ride was passing)
You don’t friggin’ own the street so don’t take it against the trike driver and me if he almost ran over a couple of you. Also, that street is not a flip top venue.
And as much as you want to showcase your talents… You won’t get any audience at 2 in the morning. You kids might as well head to real flip top venues so you don’t get run over by trikes and the like. #KidsToday #ShitImGettingOld
P.S. If I had and could drive a car, I’d deliberately run over each and every one of you. But I don’t so I’d have to make do and thank Manong Trike Driver for almost hitting a couple of you. =..=